doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

frankensokka:

If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time

uhm no i’d be a dragon

swagchat:

the fact that i sometimes misspell “the” in essays but i know how to spell hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is probably why i cry at night