This picture defines how I use the internet.
How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.
My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now
WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season of supernatural
does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!
So there’s this guy that dresses up like a vintage safari explorer and drives his kids around in a giant banana car back in my hometown…