tastefullyoffensive:

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littleredhen65:

sailoraaliyah:

cemerie:

im-cool-like-that:

Shiba Inu Puppy

i cant figure out water

remind me of whern i was pup

that’s too adorable

togetherwellmakeitthrough:

Soo, my bird decided to fall asleep laying on my stomach and I really didn’t want to disturb him because he looked so cute..

But I really had to sneeze. There was no avoiding it. He, however, did not wake up. He just rolled and continued his sweet, birdy dreams..

After about the third consecutive sneeze though he finally decided to wake up..

theneverendingdrums:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

isnarniainyournose:

brynndowney:

playerprophet:

plaidninjaturtle:

theamericankid:

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

WHY!? The timing..!

I don’t think I can NOT reblog something that made me laugh so hard.

THE COMMENTARY

the cat’s like “WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BALLOON?!?!?” 

I’ve seen this gif before and it’s 6 am and I found the commentary on the reblogs amusing enough

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

I do.

rt-hon-harry-koschei-saxon:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

smoofsite:

ranyakumo:

unoriginaladdress:

laughingalonewithhomestuck:

frankcoffee:

thesavagelydelicious:

There is a special place in Hell for people who do this.

A very special place.

SDIGJIIOCXJOGINSOID PRYING THESE APART WITH MY NAILS SOB

oh i motherfucking hope so

bastards

all of them

If I ever put two thin ones on top of each other, I made sure that they were loose enough for me to take them back apart.

jesus my fingernails ached for almost two days because of how much i was pulling these fuckers apart for something i was building

there’s literally a lego tool made to pull apart shit like this.

*weeps as childhood flashbacks set in*

Ouch.

Also I stuck a square brick into a round hole on a playmobil airport when I was like four

It’s still there, I’m 21.

I think it was some sort of message from multinationals.

methlabrador:

my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet 

It is a silly place.

*clap*clap*