faeriefountain:

i love how oot is all like “the master sword is a holy blade that evil cannot touch. but wow check it out this bigass fucking goron made a better one”

asylum-art:

Wisteria bonsai proves big beauty comes in small packages-DDN Japan

As you probably already know, bonsai is the Japanese art of growing miniature trees or shrubs in planters. You’ve may have already seen at least some tiny potted junipers, a common species for bonsai, at some point, but actually many different species are suitable for bonsai, including some flowering trees like wisteria, or fuji in Japanese.

fuckyeahorchestra:

The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the…

ahahagerman:

made a small mistake on his German exam.

ahahagerman:

made a small mistake on his German exam.

bill-holmes:

how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today

bill-holmes:

how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today

dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.
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all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.

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all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
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stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

h4ilstorm:

Castle in the Snow
the first half of the book version of howl's moving castle
Howl: STOP CLEANING MY FCKING HOUSE
Sophie: NEVER
ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

awwww-cute:

Adorable baby deer tailing its mother

awwww-cute:

Adorable baby deer tailing its mother