MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
my cousin told me his chem teacher, on the first day, dumped kerosine on her hand and set it on fire but then pulled it off and yelled “fake hand!”
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
ＴＨＥ ＲＩＴＵＡＬ ＨＡＳ ＢＥＧＵＮ
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
how did you get out of there
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
In one single rant, Dean covered about 75% of the human emotional spectrum.
the longer you watch his facial expression in the second gif the funnier it gets
I think it’s because of how drastically it changes in the span of a millisecond.
"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan
Favorite what? Demon?!
Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.
this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen but it looks ridiculously fun at the same time
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does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder