i love how oot is all like “the master sword is a holy blade that evil cannot touch. but wow check it out this bigass fucking goron made a better one”
Wisteria bonsai proves big beauty comes in small packages-DDN Japan
As you probably already know, bonsai is the Japanese art of growing miniature trees or shrubs in planters. You’ve may have already seen at least some tiny potted junipers, a common species for bonsai, at some point, but actually many different species are suitable for bonsai, including some flowering trees like wisteria, or fuji in Japanese.
The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the…
made a small mistake on his German exam.
how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today
Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.
all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”
Beethoven didn’t even try
The potatoes have escaped
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
kill the imposter
Adorable baby deer tailing its mother